Epic Dream

I just had the most epic dream ever so I just had to wake up and write it down...even though it is 5:17 AM in Taiwan right now.


First, I was at school, looking for a place to hide from a female gunman. (Or a...gunwoman?) It wasn't really Independence, but a combination of Indy, Irvington, and those indoor schools you see on TV. I ended up hiding in a bathroom where I found Victor Liao, Wendy, Samantha, and Kimberly. While in the bathroom, we began debating the merits of standing and squatting toilets. I remember being terrified yet strangely offended that there were no sitting toilets in that bathroom.Later, the gunwoman was taken away by the security guard because there was a rule that said "No pets on campus" and, apparently, she had brought a dog. O.o

I ended up chilling with Mr. Sprague, who for some reason, fed me chicken tenders and french fries. I texted Kim to tell her to come over and get some, but she responded "Hell no, that room always smells like B.O." Which, now that I'm awake, seems more like commentary on Ms. Johnson's room. Mr. Sprague's room always smelled like microwave-able Italian food.

Then, the dream got even more complicated. Which is amazing, considering how strange it already was. At this point, the dream switches into third-person POV.

Sookie and Bill are sitting at my neighbor's house when a car pulls up. Sookie runs up to the car to get in, looks back at Bill, only to find his face covered in his maker's blood. She's furious, pulls off her shirt, and yells at him in her bra about how she is just a modern-day replacement for his maker. (This sentence makes more sense when I elaborate and say that Bill's maker was also clad only in a bra.) Bill begs Sookie not to cheapen herself and gets her back into her shirt. He then proposes. Sookie forgives him, they jump into the car, and take off for an undisclosed location.

They end up at some random park, with Tara and Lafayette in attendance. Tara is asking Bill about the specifics of the ceremony. Bill responds with "They pronounce us husband and wife, and I become one with my undead bride." Tara gives him a skeptical look and asks, "What do you mean undead?" Bill says nothing, but turns to look at the approaching Sookie with a gleam in his eye. Tara takes off at a sprint screaming, "NO, SOOKIE! HE'S GOING TO MU'FUCKIN' KILL YOU!" Bill tries to stop her, but is body-blocked by Lafayette. Furious, he sinks his teeth into Lafayette's neck. Lafayette manages to escape and he, Tara, and Sookie struggle to jump into the car and make their escape. Bill makes it to the car, but he is sluggish and drugged up. He dazedly asks Lafayette, "What was it?" As it turns out, Bill was reacting to the drugs in Lafayette's bloodstream that Lafayette had already developed an immunity for. Tara, Sookie, and Lafayette take off in Bill's car, hysterically laughing at their luck.

They're in the car, shooting down the highway, but all of a sudden, they see a head peeking out from over the trunk. It's Sion, who is struggling to pull himself over and onto the vehicle. They scream and Tara starts to swerve from side to side to throw him off. To their horror, they discover that Sion is not, in fact, trying to pull himself onto the car, but is actually a decapitated head and hand that have been supernaturally re-animated. After much more shrieking and swerving, they are relieved to discover that what they see is actually a video game installed on Bill's car, programmed to project videos onto the back window. Trippy.

The dream then starts to get more sane and returns to first person POV.

Somehow, I end up back at the ADVENT headquarters and meet up with Priscilla. Priscilla asks me, "Didn't you want to learn how to play that Reba song? Should I go get your guitar or mine?" I must have given her a very confused expression because she answers herself and says "All right, I'll just go get mine." This is all interrupted when Daniel calls a team meeting. In real life, Daniel Chang is always the bearer of ill news...this doesn't change much in the dreamscape. Apparently, we were attempting to evangelize in Canada. However, because our stated purpose for visiting Canada was "to spread the gospel", Canada denied us entry rights into the country. The last thing I remember is asking Daniel, "Are you going to yell at us?" but, for the life of me, I cannot remember what we did to prompt such a question.

Now that I've thoroughly documented my dream, I can finally go back to sleep. In conclusion, I think I've been watching too much TV and missing ADVENT. ): Whatever, hopefully more interesting dreams will come.