OK, start off with Shawn climbing his way down a building. He climbed out the window of the tenth floor and starts finding finger/toe holds to make his way down. As it turns out, he's gone fugitive and Lassie/the Chief are after him. On the way down, he dives through the window into a high class Japanese restaurant. One of the waiters recognizes him and serves him up some fresh salmon, just the way he likes it. However, right when he's about to dig in, Lassie and the troops storm in and demand that Shawn surrender himself. The manager, who for some reason is dressed up in Japanese general garb, busts out a huge samurai sword and threatens to decapitate Shawn. The waiter, who has suddenly changed into a Japanese soldier's uniform, busts out his own sword and swears to defend Shawn with his life. Of course, the general disembowels the soldier, but the distraction was enough for Shawn to get away. While Lassie and the boys are struggling to arrest the general, Shawn calls for the attention of the crowd and directs them toward the bloodbath in order to cause more confusion and mask his trail.
Lassie tracks Shawn down to a seedy hotel where there is a "Lassie" signed in. Convinced that this is Shawn's room, Lassie storms in with his gun drawn. However, the sleeping figure turns out to be a complete stranger. As it turns out, Shawn switched rooms with the man and escaped out the window after he heard Lassie yelling in the next room.
All of a sudden, Shawn's in my backyard. He starts jumping fences to find a hideout. According to his research, all the families living here are out on vacation for a week. He finds a small triangular space enclosed by the intersection of the difference fences and decides to hideout there. Lassie and the Chief start searching the houses. They have a consultant who claims to have been in contact with Shawn. He remembers telling Shawn about the "delta", the triangular space where Shawn is currently hiding out. Panicked, Shawn activates the distraction he had set up before. Lassie and the Chief hear a sneeze in the bushes followed by the sound of running behind the bushes. They open fire. However, after they do a search in the bushes, they realize that they have just destroyed a very expensive sound system that Shawn had set up to go off to give him time to escape.
Shawn crashes through the window of his Dad's house, which is, for some reason, a chapel. Oh, and Shawn can fly. Awesomeness. It turns out that his Dad had just revealed to him that he is some sort of supernatural being, hence all the observation lessons he suffered through as a child. Shawn had spent the whole day testing out his powers by torturing Lassie/ the Chief. After his epic adventure, he came to the conclusion that he loves being a ...supernatural creature. He turns around to his Dad to tell him something, when all of a sudden, he's a little boy again. He says something along the lines of "I left something in the kitchen". (In the dream, it was a very touching speech, I just can't remember it.)
He walks back into the kitchen, still as a child, and inside the kitchen is a little girl. Apparently, in his childhood, he had promised the little girl that he would come back for her but never did. He talks to this girl and makes a promise with her. He gives her his green watch as a "proposal" of sorts. As he's about to walk out of the kitchen, he tells her to meet him in the living room. With each step he takes, he starts aging back to present-day Shawn. When he enters the living room, his Dad is waiting for him with a young woman wearing a green watch. They sit down to have breakfast when Lassie comes crashing through the door, gun drawn. There is a comical moment of silence where they all stare at each other before Shawn nonchalantly invites Lassie to sit down with them for breakfast.
At this point, I wake up, ten seconds before my alarm goes off. I've been having a lot of epic dreams lately... That's what college does to you. It fries your brain and keeps you from restful sleep.
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