It's Break, Betch!

Spent my first day of break working on my French Project and playing Guitar Hero.

Right now it's almost 1AM and I just finished reading a kickass House fanfiction! No porn or anything. I'm very proud of myself.

But here it is.

I am hereby pledging to stay off fanfiction for the rest of break.

Every time I feel the urge to go to livejournal.com to get my latest fix, I'll turn to my AP Calculus Review book instead.
Every time I get the slightest inclination to go looking for gay porn, I will make fabulous notecards and pray for guidance on my AP test.
Every time I crave happiness, drama, and humor from written text, I will read my Timeline book and actually start.

I can do this.

I am hereby pledging to ban myself from Guitar Hero.

All kinds. In fact, I ban myself from all Wii games. (I'm too good with loopholes.)

Until after the AP test, I will not touch the Wii. I will pretend it doesn't exist. I will walk past it and not be accosted by temptation, not be seduced by Satan, I WILL SURVIVE.

I think I can do this. Give up Livejournal until after the AP tests. I still have Facebook. I still have romance novels. I still have intense studying to do.


But that's my pledge.


I have honor.
I have dignity.
I have the will of Wesley searching for his Buttercup.

I WILL DERIVE!