So I'm sitting at home, desperately trying to cram for the SATs tomorrow, but hopelessly distracted by American Idol Karoake II. Damn it, Amy. You know I'm weak-willed.
There I was, trying to figure out what the angle x was in two tangential circles, and Islands in the Stream called to me.
ISLANDS IN THE STREAM
THAT IS WHAT WE AAARE
NO ONE IN BETWEEEN
HOW CAN WE BE WROOONG?
Well, guess what's in between? The effing SATs.
Tomorrow, I sell my soul.
I put on my lucky underwear.
I actually pray before I eat breakfast.
I shave my legs.
I lotion.
I plaster on a fake smile, steel my resolve, and take the plunge.
My vocabulary is shot. Apparently, porn doesn't teach me as much as I'd like it to. They should make SAT enrichment romance novel...
Hmm...I'll blog on that when I get my porn back (-cough- THIEF -cough-) My jollies come before yours! haha.
Anyways, back to intense studying. (Neopets, livejournal, blogger, Facebook, Yahoo crosswords, Superjunior MVs, Karoake...)
I may not get into a good college...but I can do Karoake on EXPERT. >:] Life goal? Consider it accomplished.
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i finished it
ReplyDeleteDO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PAGES I HAD TO FLIP THROUGH
BECAUSE OF THE
THE
THE
RAUNCHY?!?!?!?
LET ME TELL YOU (although i'm sure you already know):
A LOT
you kept popping up in my mind throughout the SATS
ReplyDeletei would think "what would ABBY(jesus) do?!"